MIT DEN BRITEN KANN MAN ES JA MACHEN, DACHTE SICH UNSEREINS, GENAUSO WIE ES SICH TOM SEARLE, GITARRIST DER METALCORE-HOFFNUNG (AUCH WENN TOM VON DIESEM TERMINUS SICHTLICH WENIG HÄLT) VON DER INSEL, WOHL GEDACHT HAT, ALS ER UNSEREN KURZWEILIGEN FRAGEBOGEN KURZERHAND ZUR EIGENEN ZERSTREUUNG MISSBRAUCHTE. NUR DIE SACHE MIT IRON MAIDEN WERDEN WIR NOCH EINMAL PERSÖNLICH MIT DEM GUTEN MANN AUSDISKUTIEREN MÜSSEN! UNUMSTÖSSLICH IST, DASS SICH ALLE FREUNDE DES ANGESPROCHENEN SOUNDS DEN 23.01.09 DICK IM KALENDER ANSTREICHEN SOLLTEN, DENN DANN ERSCHEINT DAS HÖCHST GELUNGENE, NEUE ALBUM NAMENS „HOLLOW CROWN“, DESSEN REVIEW AUF DIESEN HEILIGEN SEITEN NATÜRLICH AUCH ZU FINDEN IST. SO, CHEER UP AND LET’S SEE WHAT MR. SEARLE HAS GOT IN STORE FOR US! METALLICA OR IRON MAIDEN? Metallica, Iron Maiden are shit. JOHNNY CASH OR BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN? Never really listen to either, but whenever I hear Johnny Cash I normally think ‘hmmm this is ok, I should maybe listen to this chap more often.’ So, Johnny Cash. FLYING CIRCUS OR LITTLE BRITAIN? If you mean Monty Python then yeah, Flying Circus. DR. WHO OR BATTLESTAR GALACTICA? Interesting – I haven’t ever watched BSG, but I hear the new version is pretty good, which is a contrast to Dr Who because the new Dr Who is shit, but the old stuff is amazing. But yeah, I’ll go with Dr Who. SCREAMING OR SINGING? Singing. DIGITAL OR ANALOGUE? I’d love to try and record analogue sometime, but I’ll go with Digital. FEMALE FRONTED METAL OR MALE BEHIND RUBBER? What?! NEVER SAY DIE OR JUMP OFF THE CLIFF? Never Say Die, I liked that tour! METALCORE OR SOFTPORN? Metalcore is shit, so soft porn. WINE OR WHISKEY? I like a nice Rose, but most wine gives me a headache, so Whiskey. PUPPIES OR LITTLE KITTENS? Puppies. Cats are too scratchy. SUMMER OR WINTER? Summer! But winter has good vibe too. GROUPIES OR A GOOD MEAL? I dunno what having Groupies is like so I’ll go with a good meal. FAME AND FORTUNE OR DOING WHAT YOU LIKE? Hmmmmm, that’s an interesting one. I’ll say doing what I like, but I think you have to be in that situation for real to really know. ANSWERING STUPID QUESTIONS OR BEING ON THE ROAD? Well, answering stupid questions gives me something to do and I’m bored as shit of talking about our new record over and over, so I’ll go with stupid questions.